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"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic." ~ Terry Pratchett

"Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Ahahaha! BEWARE!!!!! Yrs sincerely, The Opera Ghost." ~Terry Pratchett, Maskerade.

The Blobfish ! The grumpiest blob in the ocean. He reminds me of the Groke from the Moomin stories, on a particularly gelatinous day.

“…til Max said ‘BE STILL ’ and tamed them with the magic trick of staring into all their yellow eyes without blinking once. They were fright...

This hat has heard one too many Finding Nemo jokes - as you can see he's shaking a fin-fist in the back. Made by Christine Grant .

"I'm having a bad bad day it's about time that I get my way steam rolling whatever I see... if you take it personal, that's...