fwoom

The jungle cat's fur grows larger whenever it sees something it dislikes.

Photo taken by Terry Whittaker amazing amazing wildlife photographer.

hargrrrrr.

nurg.

Boredom, ha! "Small nothing. Niggling nothing. It's like being beaten by nettles."

~Josephine Tey, The Daughter of Time

photo taken by BrainPie of his cat Cleo.

fwuknu

"Go froth and mortify."

~ K. E. Gordon, The New Well-Tempered Sentence.

painting by Yoshitomo Nara

Baby Blues

BABY BLUES

Look at me my

dark scarlet heart disguised in pink

I am Look! At! Me!

Oh I'm the pure blue force of Want

howling through thin walls

like a prairie wind.

I am so large and empty

Why do the cheerios stick to the backs of my hands?

When I push the bear through the bars,

Why is it gone? I want that bear.

I want

Oh listen, the jingleshudder of ears getting up

the dog! Oh comecomecomecomecomecomecomecome

gone.

I want that dog.

Oh keep your pastel colours.

Boredom is a purple need. Hunger is vermillion.

I want my dark blue heaven milk mothermother

but the minute I fall into darkness she puts me down.

They do, they put you down. The big ones

only want one thing: to leave you alone.

You have to stay awake, see.

The big ones are my shepherd and I shall want

with the pure blue force

of a howling wind I want

the dog the bear the milk I want

every cheerio that fell on the floor I want

the brightest colours

all pressed hard against my gums

I want

the world

and it will not fit

in my mouth.

Poem by Barbara Kingsolver, baby by Laura.

merrh.

He disapproves of his bunny ears, they're so tight they're making wrinkles.

Photo taken by Mary Williams. For more pugs in bunny ears, visit her website. Bunny Gino looks wonderfully posh and disapproving.

gwumb

This easter bunny just sat on her stash of chocolate eggs and is not looking forward to the trip home to get more. No sir.

Found on Sadie Olive Photography. Her work is amazing, beautiful stuff with wonderful light – super sweet.

Oh, How I hate to get up in the morning

Written and sung by Irving Berlin for the 1943 movie "This is the Army".

Sung by me most sleepy mornings.

haurumph

Dear: Person who is in charge of the wind here in Russia

I would like to file a formal complaint about the weather patterns you’ve been sending my way lately. I sincerely doubt you’ve ever been in a position where you’ve had to hunt for prey in a windstorm, so just let me be the first to inform you that it is NOT a particularly simple task. And seeing that I’m presently very hungry, a temporary cessation of wind-making on your side of things would just be wonderful, if you don’t mind me saying so.

Also, this wind is messing up my hairdo, and frankly I’m really unimpressed by that as well. You DO NOT want to know how much I spend on pomade every month… and now it’s all going to waste because of you and your “seasonal breezes.” NOT COOL, bro! So if you could kindly indulge me my small and very reasonable request for better hunting/hairdoing weather, I would very much appreciate it.

Sincerely,

Aloysius Xavier Coriander Joseph Foxtrotter III

Photo via Planet Mabel, text via Daily Squee.

Fork You.

Prints of this saucy fork are for sale on etsy, created by the talented photographic artist Marianne LoMonaco.

hwuff.

"I've heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead, others come from behind. But I've got a big bat. I'm ready you see. Now my troubles will have trouble with me." ~ Dr. Seuss.

winston from fourfour.

no words necessary

I think it's a sign...

nsst

Gwyneth had mastered the stare of disapproval from all angles.

gelurg

Toad's disapproval weighs heavily upon the world.

Image found via daily squee.

Grumble

Moe had been luxuriating in the glorious feel of the shower that made him feel like a new cat - until the moment he reached for a towel and realized with a sinking heart that he had put them all in the laundry that morning.

Image found on the Old Geezer Blog.

mrrop

He's begrudgingly putting up with his photograph, but he'd much rather if you put the camera down and cuddled him.

hrumph.

Such a small and powerful molecule of grumpiness.

rooooar

Image found onFanpop

wfuhf.

He's hatching a plot, I tell you!

(hee hee I made a punny)

poo to you!

Image found on the blog Chikapappi.

unh!

The dirty look Little Red Riding Rood gave the wolf.

painted by Yoshitomo Nara.

hnnnh?

Rising and shining is not on the list of available possibilities today.

The image is from the blog of Matt Princing.

rrrrrrrrrrgggrrrrrrrrr

Put together by I Can Has Cheezburger's companion website I Has A Hotdog

harumph. hemf.

wong!

Winston from Four Four getting bigger and grumpier. I am especially delighted with the rotund ball of disdainful fur he was as a kitten.

"Tremble fair mortals for I was born to disdain you."

"Don't wake me up until today is over and I can have a fresh start."

"The world looks even more inane from this point of view. Just when I thought that wasn't possible."

"You patronize me by offering me watermelon!"

AaaahhhhhHHHhhh

Yelling at the world.

Image found at: www.alaskankleekai.net

peep *said with scorn*

So soon out of the eggshell, so soon disapproving and stomping around on his sturdy little legs.

Found on the Daily Squee.

gr-rawr?

Accessorize your grumpiness! Domo-kun accessories growl at the world all day long.

USB drives:
A Domo-kun hat (just look down whenever you're tempted to growl at someone):
A Domo-kun i-pod cover (and instructions on how to make it!):
A t-shirt:
A hoodie:
And best of all a Domo-kun dress:
(yes, it's photoshopped, by Jessamyn, but think how wonderful it would be to wear that! You could chase kittens all day long.)

huh.

I recognize this face as one I have worn so many times. My favorite (with photographic evidence in a drawer somewhere) was the first time I got my school picture taken. The man was cooing and waving toys at me, and when I came home I told my mummy, "I wouldn't smile at him because I didn't know him."

From the blog of Chicken Betty, A Life From Scratch.

poot.

But I might be melting.