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As Lobsang followed the ambling Lu-Tze, he heard the master, who like all teachers never missed an opportunity to drive home a lesson, say: "Dojo! What is Rule One!"

Even the cowering challenger mumbled along with the chorus: "Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man!"

~Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

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"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."

~ Terry Pratchett

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"Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Ahahaha!

BEWARE!!!!!

Yrs sincerely,

The Opera Ghost."

~Terry Pratchett, Maskerade.