
“So you try to think of someone else you're mad at, and the unavoidable answer pops into your little warped brain: everyone.”
(picture via somewhere)
This is Colin the Grumpy Carp. Here's kid's story that goes along with the illustration of how he got his grump.
I think the ice cream fell off his cone.
The caviar is dry and tasteless, and another day of polo holds no appeal.
I'd rather be hibernating.